250 sayings and situations that will make young fathers laugh despite severe sleep deprivation. A baby, oh my God! What joy, what fear. How will it all work out? Don't worry, Peter Wittkamp will take you by the hand and tell you what's what. In 250 sayings and situations, he prepares you for what fatherhood entails. And ultimately, the only thing a child truly needs is love and affection—and ideally, you've already proven at conception that you're generally capable of that. "We'd better not tell Mom about that" can also be used as a keepsake of your time as a young father. biography Peter Wittkamp, born in Asbach near Bonn, is a freelance creative and lives in Berlin. He began his studies in Bamberg, financing them as an indie DJ, and completed them in Berlin before working as a market researcher at Universal Music. After some time, he moved to the social media agency "Torben, Lucie und die gelbe Gefahr" (Torben, Lucie and the Yellow Peril). Since 2013, he has worked independently as a creative for advertising concepts and as a consultant for online communication, or writes somewhat humorous things for the internet. New product