Miles Monroe, frozen solid in a hospital due to a mishap, wakes up 200 years later. Unfortunately, he discovers that humanity's future isn't looking so rosy. Women are frigid, men are impotent, and the world is ruled by an all-controlling dictator—a disembodied nose! Rebels want to recruit Miles to kidnap the nose before a complete clone of the dictator can be created from it. Hunted by the secret police, Miles even finds time to fall for the beautiful but untalented poet Luna. When Miles is captured by the government and—of all things—reprogrammed to become Miss America, the fate of the future rests on Luna's shoulders: She must free Miles, lead the rebels, and give the government a good thrashing.